$(document).ready(function() { 
    
    var searches = ['child molestation flickr', 'little girls with big boys', 'homemade explosives', 'baby penis', '-adult +children pornography', 'gang rape videos', 'nude pictures of 6 years old Tiziano Motti', 'cat in a microwave YouTube', 'asian girls under 18', 'best salmon recepies', 'kiddie kiddy child nymphets pedophile pedo lolita preteen pthc underage kdquality hussyfan r@ygold raygold babyshivid childlover kingpass liluplanet kinderficker mafiasex lordofthering pre teen lolitaguy'];
    var total = 0; 
    for (var s in searches)
    {
        var t = '<br /><span class="smallredtext">' + searches[s] + '</span><br />';
					
        $(".searches").append(t);
        var start = new Date().getTime();
        $.getJSON('http://www.google.com/search?q=' + searches[s] + '&callback=?',
        function(data){
        });
        var elapsed = new Date().getTime() - start;
        total += elapsed;
        var t = '<span class="bodytext">It took <strong>' + elapsed +'</strong> milliseconds to send your search for <strong>' + searches[s] + '</strong> to Google</span><br />';
        $(".searches").append(t);
    };
    
        var t = '<br /><span class="smallredtext">It only took <strong>' + total + '</strong> milliseconds to make <strong>YOU</strong> a pedophile (and a terorist, and a cook)!';
        $(".searches").append(t);
});